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Garry Says: "Continuing our brand
new feature, which is destined to build up into a compendium of my selection of the best looking guys at Star
FC, this month focuses on the pocket dynamo that is
Jon Moss
Mossy is another one of the club's really stunning
looking lads and always features in my top 5. Pint-sized Jon "Thumb" Moss is simply adored by the ladies because he fits so
neatly inside their handbags along with life's other essentials, such as their latest chic mobiles, which, naturally,
appears to Mossy to be the size of an original 1980’s model. The photo below is actually a clever trick of
the camera, for while it might appear that Jinko and Our man are side by side, Andy is, in
reality, some 40 yards behind him.
This photo goes some way to explaining why Mossy is also known as "Horse". In fact Jon’s hunkily diminuative
good looks and expert riding technique have clearly proven to be too much for his fellow riders, who appear to have "fallen
a little early". It is actually a closely guarded, Star FC secret that the club has had to prevent Steve
Brum from playing in the same side as John because it is unlikely that he would be able to concentrate on the game.
Some dwarves would let the shortness of their legs bother them but our Mossy has learnt to utilise his additional
upper body strength to his advantage and can often be seen walking on his hands to get around quickly as shown below.
I am sure you will agree that even after just 2 months and even though neither of the entrants featured so far are anywhere
near as good looking as me, the competition for Mr Star FC 2008 is really hotting up."
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