BRIAN
WATTS BRAND NEW FITNESS DVD
“WARM
UP WITH WATTSY”
IDEAL FOR FROZEN COLD GOALKEEPERS
IN ABANDONED PENALTY AREAS DURING SECOND HALVES OF CHELTENHAM LEAGUE DIV 5
MATCHES PLAYED WITH THE WIND.
ALL YOUR USUAL EXERCISE STUFF
PLUS THESE EXTRAS
- BLOWING ON THE HANDS – vital for cardio vascular survival as the wind chill hits -5
- CRABS ON THE UP – impersonate an aviationally ambitious crustacean by waving your arms up and
down as you trot sideways across the 18 yard line
- SHIVERING – excellent for toning up those love handles
- TURNING BLUE – tone up those less important muscles by depriving them of oxygen as you retain core
heat
- KNEES UP – Mother Brown at her best and most frantic for 15 seconds until you get too knackered
to keep it going
- RUNNING – Not generally required by, or advised for, goalkeepers, an in-depth study of a variety
of techniques takes you through to the intermediate stage - "walking with pace"
- THE ROARING TWENTIES – Clever adaptations of the abundant flapping techniques that are so beloved
of goal-keepers, mostly involving wrapping the arms around the body rather than failing to wrap them round the ball.
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